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Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Bengals organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Bengals edition...Marvin Lewis looks like the manager of a small town hardware store that’s struggling to stay open after the new Home Depot opened down the street.Andy Dalton looks like he has just a mediocre enough football mind to be the Bengals head coach one day.Tyler Eifert looks like a Bro Country singer.Marvin Lewis looks like a guy that after more than a decade as a coach in the NFL finally took his harmonica out of his front shirt pocket. A.J. Green looks like he thinks a ‘Captain Munnerlyn’ is a seasonal special at Long John Silver’s.Andy Dalton looks like a guy whose parents bought him a brand new expensive car in high school.Marvin Lewis looks like someone told him 20 years ago his dog is dying and he is still trying to process the news.Tyler Eifert looks like he injured his back in college after asking a buddy to “hold my beer and watch this.”Paul Brown looks like he is confused that he doesn’t own the Browns.Marvin Lewis looks like a gym teacher who spends too much time talking about his sexual exploits in high school.Tyler Eifert looks like he would try to steal your girlfriend any chance he gets.Mike Brown looks like a guy who just refused to buy brake pads from Chris Farley.Marvin Lewis looks like a guy who goes to Applebee’s and no matter what heat of chicken wing he orders will complain that it isn’t spicy enough.Andy Dalton looks like a guy who once worked as a busboy at Applebee’s and would spend a meal observing and reporting all the current staff’s errors to his wife and kids.A.J. Green looks like a guy who sells insurance after a failed music career.Marvin Lewis looks like a guy on the edge of an aneurysm each time he sees a Microsoft Surface Pro being used on his sideline.Andy Dalton looks like he said “Wanna see why they call me red rocket?” every weekend when picking up girls in college.A.J. Green looks like a guy whose NFL dreams started with seeing Clifford Franklin in the Replacements.Marvin Lewis looks like the meat department manager at Harris Teeter who always greets customers while wearing a blood stained butcher’s coat. Andy Dalton looks like the guy at a party who takes beer pong way too seriously.Tyler Eifert looks like he was born wearing cargo shorts.Marvin Lewis looks he often thinks about how much he pays for car insurance.Mike Brown looks like he believes aliens exist and he will be the first to make contact.Marvin Lewis looks like the overwhelmed dad panicking about the damage from the car crash in an Allstate commercial.Tyler Eifert looks like the high school bully who loses his cheerleader girlfriend to Andy Dalton at the end of an 80s teen movie.Which ones are your favorites [url=http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-mike-adams-jersey]http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-mike-adams-jersey[/url] , Panthers fans?Discuss. Washington’s defense had several busted plays and bad coverages on Monday night, the apparent product of miscommunications. Coach Jay Gruden, despite have an offensive background, takes full responsibility for the mistakes.“I’m#32893;ultimately responsible,” Gruden told reporters on Thursday.“I don#37413;#27291; know if it’s about simplifying or just communicating better, making sure everybody is on the same page that#37413;#27290; all,” he added. “We’ve been doing some of the same stuff since training camp that we messed up [url=http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-shaq-thompson-jersey]Color Rush Shaq Thompson Jersey[/url] , which is a little mind-boggling. But we’ll get it fixed up. [Defensive backs coach Torrian] Gray and [assistant defensive backs coach James] Rowe and [defensive coordinator Greg] Manusky, they’ll do a good job of fixing it up. It was an abysmal performance by a lot for people not just the secondary, not just the defense, but the offense included. I think we all have a lot of work to do.”Gruden was asked to explain how the communication can, and will, improve.“Well it starts in the film room, film study [url=http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-jarius-wright-jersey]http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-jarius-wright-jersey[/url] , and then we go out and practice for a reason,” Gruden said. “Give them different looks, as many different looks as we can, and communicate and it carries over on the field. There’s only so much we can do. There’s only so many looks we can give them. We’re always going to see something new. The Saints gave us a few different formations with [Mark] Ingram and [Alvin] Kamara in at the same time, a couple different things. But nothing that should#37413;#27293;e been that confusing.”Gruden doesn’t believe the problems on Monday night were the product of being confused in the moment.“I think they’re coached up and for whatever reason we had a couple busts,” Gruden said. “You know, three or four of them that cost us big time. It’s up to us as coaches to make sure that doesn#37413;#27291; happen because the play is a reflection of us. We have to make sure they totally understand and have a good grip on what they’re doing. Then on game day [url=http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-greg-olsen-jersey]Youth Greg Olsen Jersey[/url] , they have to go out and execute.”They’ll get another chance to do that on Sunday, against a Panthers team that, for some reason, is a one-point underdog. Which means that the oddsmakers have faith in the Washington defense to turn it around.Based on Monday night, that’s a whole lot of faith.
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